can you even stand the deliciousness?

blue cheese and bacon cheesecake for the boy [for his birthday]. my virgin attempt at spring-form pan cookery-- it was a resounding success. i'm dying to have a nibble, but it's not my birthday, is it? i'm a little afraid of this golden goddess of a cheesecake. i used 1lb of bacon and 1lb of blue cheese. the thing is like 2 inches thick-- it's like a black hole of cheesecake. NO FLAVOR CAN ESCAPE! one teaspoon of this cheesecake weighs more than a ton of steel, etc.etc. anyway. i smacked cheesecake in the ass and it is now my delicious savory bitch. i'll let you know how he likes it, i imagine stars will shoot out of his eyes, his feet will flap like bird wings and his tongue will roll out like a red carpet. and i will take all those things as compliments.